May 2013
foodtrucker:
i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to
1derboy:
cuddles in a moving vehicle are my favorite things
earthnation:
im pretty sure ew is an emotion because i feel it
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
sidnugget:
All I ask for is for cute boys to think I’m really funny
thelawisnotbooped:
do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?
Anonymous asked: I meant your posts... like the guy with the boner 😐
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
zackisontumblr:
life goal: have a nice butt